1 00:00:00,690 --> 00:00:03,650 ♪ Said you were untrue 2 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:06,410 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar 3 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:09,170 ♪ You and I are through 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:12,010 ♪ Cos lipstick on your collar 5 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:15,090 ♪ Told a tale on you, boy 6 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,730 ♪ Told a tale on you, man 7 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:20,450 ♪ Told a tale on you, yeah 8 00:00:20,490 --> 00:00:22,770 ♪ Told a tale on you... ♪ 9 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,930 BIRD CHIRPS 10 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,530 "'Twill not be long." 11 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:40,610 Fred? 12 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:42,610 BIRD CHIRPS 13 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:46,770 "'Twill not be long, our journey here." 14 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:53,690 "Each broken sigh and falling tear will soon be gone." 15 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:58,010 Yes, I... 16 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:02,890 "And all will be a cloudless sky, 17 00:01:04,210 --> 00:01:06,450 ..a waveless sea." 18 00:01:07,970 --> 00:01:09,610 Uncle Fred... 19 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,210 One of my favourites. 20 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,330 Oh. Is it? 21 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,690 Nice chorus. Well, 22 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:23,970 ♪ Roll on, dark stream 23 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:29,050 ♪ We dread not thy foam. ♪ 24 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,530 BIRD CHIRPS 25 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:38,250 Nice to have somebody here to talk to, Frank. 26 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,290 After all this time. 27 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,650 Thanks very much (!) 28 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:46,370 Only you were sighing. 29 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,810 Was I? Not 'alf. 30 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:52,090 Well, I wasn't aware that I was. 31 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,850 Wasn't what? 32 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:57,650 It's the way he talks, Fred. 33 00:01:57,690 --> 00:02:01,170 "Aware"? "Aware"? 34 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,650 "Wasn't aware"? > 35 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,250 Fred...! 36 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,850 Does that mean you didn't know you were doing it? 37 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:15,130 That was very nice. Thank you, Aunt Vickie. 38 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:17,170 But you haven't finished. 39 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:18,970 I've had enough. 40 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,690 Thank you very much. It was nice. 41 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,530 All them sighs. 42 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:29,810 And then you don't clear your plate. 43 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,610 Sorry. 44 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:32,690 "Sorry"? 45 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,850 Sorry? 46 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,770 What about? 47 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,090 BIRD CHIRPS 48 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:48,290 It's a nice evening, isn't it? I think I'll go for a little walk. 49 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:55,370 Waste not, want not. 50 00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:00,490 Eat it, then. 51 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:01,890 What? 52 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:03,370 Eat it! 53 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:05,130 Frank... 54 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:43,210 "'Twill not be long." > 55 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,250 "'Twill not be long..." > 56 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,210 I bloody well hope not! 57 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,650 BIRD CHIRPS 58 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:29,210 BIRDSONG SOUND EFFECT 59 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,970 Why do you always wear black? 60 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:40,970 I'm in mourning for my life. I'm unhappy. 61 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:45,290 But why? I can't understand it. > 62 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:47,490 You're in good health. > 63 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:51,970 Your father isn't rich, but he's comfortably off. > 64 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:54,770 My life is much harder than yours. > 65 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:57,250 I only get 23 roubles a month, 66 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:00,370 and from that, my superannuation is deducted. > 67 00:05:00,410 --> 00:05:02,410 Yet I don't wear mourning. 68 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:06,450 It isn't money that matters - even a pauper can be happy. 69 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:08,850 Oh, yes - in theory he can be. 70 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:12,170 But in practice, it works out like this. 71 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:16,010 ♪ Yes, it's me and I'm in love again 72 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:20,010 ♪ Had no loving since you know when 73 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:23,170 ♪ You know I love you, yes I do 74 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:27,210 ♪ And I'm saving all my lovin' just for you 75 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,650 They'll be starting the show soon. 76 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:31,690 ♪ Need your lovin' and I need it bad 77 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:35,490 ♪ Turned out the dog when he's goin' mad 78 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:39,090 ♪ Woo-ee, baby, woo-ee 79 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:43,410 ♪ Baby, won't you give your love to me 80 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:47,330 ♪ Eeny, meeney, miney, mo 81 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:51,250 ♪ Told me you didn't want me around no mo' 82 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:54,850 ♪ Woo-ee, baby, woo-ee 83 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:58,650 ♪ Baby don't you let your dog bite me... ♪ 84 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:03,490 You're always philosophising - or else talking about money. > 85 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:08,170 You believe there's no greater misfortune than poverty. 86 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:30,010 A young girl, like you, has lived beside a lake from childhood. > 87 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:32,450 She loves the lake as a seagull does, 88 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:36,010 and she's happy and free as a seagull. 89 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:39,530 But a man chances to come along, sees her, 90 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:44,370 .. and having nothing better to do, destroys her. > 91 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:48,210 Just like this seagull here. > 92 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:51,490 Boris Alexeivich, where are you? 93 00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:53,330 I'm coming. 94 00:06:55,570 --> 00:06:57,010 What is it? 95 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,410 We're staying. 96 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,050 It's a dream! 97 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:14,690 APPLAUSE 98 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:23,450 'You're a monster, Francis.' 99 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,810 'A monster.' 100 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:29,810 There's no doubt about it. 101 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:33,330 APPLAUSE 102 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,250 Do you... Shall we have a drink? 103 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,570 We've got 15 minutes, so... 104 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:44,050 Isn't it wonderful? 105 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:49,170 Isn't it all just... so... wonderful? 106 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,290 Well, y-yes. 107 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:52,850 You don't think so? 108 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,490 No, no. It's pretty good. 109 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:06,890 FOOTSTEPS 110 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:30,770 All afternoon. All evening. 111 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:35,290 All through the bloody picture, and the newsreel and everything. 112 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:38,090 All that time I've been thinking. 113 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:39,850 And thinking. 114 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:44,130 Christ! 115 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,730 I thought you'd be here. 116 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,250 I knew you'd be standing here. 117 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,130 D'you want your pen back? 118 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,050 What? 119 00:08:57,090 --> 00:09:00,570 I got it safe. I don't do no writing. 120 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:04,130 It was yours, wasn't it? 121 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,730 Yes. 122 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,290 You're daft, ain't ya? 123 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,130 Yes. 124 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:13,650 Don't have nuffink to do with me. 125 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:17,450 D'you hear me? 126 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,130 Sylvia! 127 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:21,930 Don't say my name like that. 128 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,370 It makes me feel... 129 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:26,930 I go all funny inside and I... 130 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:30,690 I'd bugger you up. Wouldn't I? 131 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:32,330 I... 132 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:40,730 See? You don't say "No". 133 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:43,250 You know I'm right. 134 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:47,090 I'm not for you. 135 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:49,970 But I wish to Christ I was. 136 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,810 (SOBS) 137 00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:14,970 Come here, Sylvia. 138 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,170 Come here! 139 00:10:16,210 --> 00:10:17,290 GOD! 140 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,650 Come on, Sylvia. 141 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,530 SYLVIA! Come on! 142 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:23,170 Please. GO AWAY! 143 00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:26,130 It's the last time I'm telling you. Leave me alone, you dirty old sod! 144 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:29,490 Sylvia, listen. Listen. 145 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:32,890 Listen to me. (SOBBING) Let go of me, you bugger! 146 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:35,010 What's going on? 147 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:38,130 Hey, stop that! What d'you think you're doing? 148 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:42,850 Oh, you cruel... You cruel... How can you be so cruel...? 149 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,570 Sylvia, my love, listen, listen... 150 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,210 Ow! 151 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:50,250 He's been pestering me. Following. Tooting. Calling. 152 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,730 Knocking on the door. 153 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,970 (BARKS) He's as drunk as a... 154 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:55,610 Who is he? 155 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:56,890 (BARKS) 156 00:10:56,930 --> 00:11:00,610 There's no bloody end to it! Just look at him! Look! 157 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:04,010 Come on. Get up! Get up! 158 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,810 I love her. 159 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,890 Oh! I'd... give up everything. 160 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:15,610 You... you don't know. 161 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:20,370 Nobody... nobody... what it's like. 162 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,450 SHUT UP! 163 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,090 You're drunk. You'd better go home. 164 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:26,570 You leave her alone, d'you hear? 165 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:28,970 Home? HOME? 166 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:31,450 Got no home. 167 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:37,890 Home... is where... Home is where the heart is. 168 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,170 (BARKS) 169 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:43,010 Sylvia... Sylvie... 170 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,730 Piss off! 171 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,530 What are we gonna do with him? 172 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,090 Kick his head in! 173 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,210 On the towpath! 174 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,490 What? 175 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:54,770 You! It was you with her! 176 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,370 Hey...! 177 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:57,770 Clock him one, Frank! 178 00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:02,370 You dirty, shaggin' little... Taking her away from... me! 179 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,530 On the towpath. 180 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,450 Peeping Tom! 181 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:06,810 In the bushes. 182 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:08,410 Peeping Tom! 183 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:12,730 Sylvia, no! Haven't you got homes to go to? 184 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,050 SHUT UP! 185 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,610 DOG BARKS 186 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,010 Get in the car! 187 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,490 Sorry. Sorry. 188 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,610 Get in the bloody car! 189 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:33,130 (BARKS) 190 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:36,370 NOW GET OUT! 191 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:39,690 Oi! Pack up that bloody row! 192 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:46,610 He plays the organ. He's even been on the bloody wireless! 193 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:50,330 But I'm not playing his bloody organ! 194 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,970 Not no more, I'm not. 195 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:56,170 What d'you mean, "No more"? 196 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,090 You! 197 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,730 You...! STARTS ENGINE 198 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,450 You've asked for it. 199 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,530 If you lead people on... 200 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,050 LOOK OUT! 201 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,970 He's... he's mad! He's gone mad. The bugger! 202 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,090 What the...? 203 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,450 CRASH 204 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:41,970 Christ! 205 00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,410 (GROANS) 206 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:55,010 Serves her right! Ah... 207 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,330 The bitch! 208 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:03,650 Sweet, sweet, bitch! 209 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:05,810 Reckon he's a goner, mate. 210 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,690 QUICK! Hearse'd be more like. 211 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,050 Stand back. Keep back. 212 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,330 Is the bugger dead? 213 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,810 Sylvia, don't go near the... 214 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,090 It's your... 215 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,970 I mean, it's, it's... 216 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:25,730 Pete? Oh, Christ, no! Not Pete! 217 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,770 No, stand back. Keep back. 218 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,490 My husband! My husband! 219 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,490 (GROANS) 220 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,770 All right! 221 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,090 AMBULANCE BELL 222 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:15,530 POLICE RADIO 223 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:23,530 What do you mean, you've got no home? 224 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:27,330 The heart, it's... 225 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:30,650 Home is where the... 226 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,170 Christ in heaven! 227 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,290 MUSIC: Young Love - Sonny James 228 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,290 ♪ They say for every boy and girl 229 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:45,770 ♪ There's just one love in this whole world 230 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:51,530 ♪ And I know I've found mine 231 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:55,050 He's not gonna make it. 232 00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:57,130 ♪ A heavenly touch, a pure embrace I know he isn't. 233 00:15:57,170 --> 00:16:00,370 ♪ Tells me no-one can take your place 234 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:06,050 ♪ Ever in my heart 235 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:14,730 ♪ Young love, first love 236 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:21,330 ♪ Filled with true devotion ♪ 237 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:27,370 "Life must be exactly as it is, and people as they are." 238 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:29,650 "Not on stilts." 239 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,810 Not on what? 240 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,850 Stilts. 241 00:16:33,890 --> 00:16:37,930 Why should they be on stilts? Never met anyone like that, myself. 242 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,010 Well, Chekhov meant... Oh, hey. 243 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:44,890 On the other hand, if you were a dwarf, it'd make a lot of sense. 244 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:48,210 Hey, come on. What are you saying? 245 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,210 You know he wanted to cut out all the phoney and... 246 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,530 Yeah... Got you. 247 00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,650 And he's right. 248 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,890 ♪ Tell me that your love is real 249 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:02,970 ♪ That I can feel 250 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,850 Except in the circus. 251 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,850 What? 252 00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:10,810 I mean, if you... Stilts - could be useful. 253 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,130 You're being literal minded. 254 00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,730 That's my trouble. 255 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:24,690 "A play should be written in which people arrive, go away, 256 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:29,090 have dinner, talk about the weather... and play cards." 257 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,330 And sing. 258 00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:33,730 No. You don't sit in a room and... 259 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:38,490 Oh, listen. You don't understand. 260 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:39,890 No? 261 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,610 No. 262 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:46,730 People can have dinner, talk about the weather whatever Che... 263 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:50,930 .. this bloke says, and all the time they can hear a tune, right? 264 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:54,210 People can sing with their mouths shut. I do. 265 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,850 And I bet you do as well. 266 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,490 No, I don't. 267 00:17:57,530 --> 00:18:01,250 I don't see why they shouldn't wear stilts, neither. 268 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:04,170 Or wear funny noses, if they want to. 269 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:06,970 As well as... 270 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,970 Well, what about kissing and that? 271 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,970 What? 272 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:18,090 Just a thought. 273 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:24,410 This is the second time I've seen "The Seagull" since I came here. 274 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:29,130 First my uncle falls asleep and... snores, and now I'm... 275 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:30,890 I'm sorry. Sorry. 276 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,250 Why didn't you like it? 277 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:35,130 I didn't say I didn't. 278 00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,810 You were looking at me more than at the stage. 279 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,890 Oh, I wouldn't say... 280 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,890 PINBALL MACHINE 281 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,850 Well, you're very... 282 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,490 .. very er... 283 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,930 Very what? 284 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:58,850 What I'm trying to say is, you're right, but I'm sorry you noticed. 285 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:04,010 You looked so... well, so wonderful as you watched the play. 286 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:06,690 You know the lines and everything. 287 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,770 And your lips were moving as the actors said the... 288 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:14,770 And my eyes have a sort of life of their own. 289 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:18,490 Perhaps I should wear blinkers. You know, like the horses. 290 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:21,130 But I was really glad you were enjoying it so much. 291 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:24,050 I didn't wanna spoil it for you. 292 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,170 Well, you didn't. 293 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,370 Oh, have I offended you? 294 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:32,250 No. And thank you for being my... escort. 295 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:35,490 Don't you want another cup of... Oh, no, thank you. 296 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:39,450 Listen, I think you're right about Ch... Chekhov. 297 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,130 Excuse me, mate. 298 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:45,730 And I see what you mean about the stilts and that. Don't go now. 299 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:49,330 I brought you in here cos in ten minutes they have music. 300 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:52,810 You know, try-outs for young... It's OK, you can stay. 301 00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,050 No, no. GIRL FANS SCREAM 302 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,410 Your uncle said I was to put you in a taxi and make sure you're... 303 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,850 I'm not a child. 304 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,570 Lisa! 305 00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,050 Excuse me. 306 00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,250 LISA! 307 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,290 SCREAMING 308 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,130 GUITAR BEING TUNED 309 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,130 SCREAMING 310 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:36,050 ROCKABILLY TUNE PLAYS 311 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:43,490 ♪ Gather round me, buddies 312 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,250 ♪ Hold... 313 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,650 ♪ .. your glasses high HE MOUTHS 314 00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,890 ♪ And drink to a fool 315 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:58,170 ♪ A crazy fool 316 00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:04,170 ♪ Who told his baby goodbye 317 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:12,850 ♪ Too late, he's found he loves her 318 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:20,450 ♪ So much he wants to die 319 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:23,810 ♪ But drink to a fool 320 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,810 ♪ A crazy fool 321 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:31,570 ♪ Who told his baby goodbye 322 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:40,770 ♪ He needs her, he needs her so 323 00:21:42,690 --> 00:21:48,370 ♪ He wonders why he let her go 324 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:54,490 ♪ She's found a new love, buddy 325 00:21:56,570 --> 00:22:01,250 ♪ He's a lucky guy 326 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:05,610 ♪ So drink to a fool 327 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,610 ♪ Cos I'm that fool 328 00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:13,850 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 329 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:19,930 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 330 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:26,010 ♪ Who told my baby goodbye 331 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:28,410 SCREAMING 332 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:46,330 Thank you, thank you. 333 00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,530 SCREAMING 334 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,690 PIGEONS COO 335 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,130 Hopper! 336 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,410 Sir? 337 00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:25,130 Isn't it time for the barely bloody drinkable? 338 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,250 Well... 339 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:28,930 Yes, sir. 340 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,770 He's a bit snowed under, Wallace. 341 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,850 So am I! 342 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:40,690 I don't want anything to hinder this new directive... 343 00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:44,130 .. though it's bloody unreasonable. 344 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:46,210 But how are we doing, Johnny? 345 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,770 It's not in our brief 346 00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:50,450 to keep tabs on Russian and East-European "volunteers". 347 00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:52,290 Sir! 348 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:57,530 We've got to trawl through mountains of paper to get a figure. 349 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,050 It's obvious that the wogs are going to let those bloody Reds 350 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,490 man the equipment, they're Soviet equipment. 351 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:04,930 We should always have had that in mind. 352 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:08,250 When I go into that conference room tomorrow, they'll ask me that. 353 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,610 Thank God I wasn't called today. 354 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,970 I'd have been made to look an ass. 355 00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:18,130 We should have those numbers. There's no doubt about it. 356 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:20,090 Well, you've never said so before. 357 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:22,970 I'm not a miracle worker. 358 00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,650 Hopper, what are you doing? 359 00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:26,650 The coffee, sir. Get on with your work. 360 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:30,650 This language section can't do everything. 361 00:24:30,690 --> 00:24:32,850 We're not running a cafeteria. 362 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,250 Yes, Sir. 363 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,770 What about the barely bloody? 364 00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:41,970 Wallace, they want something to chew on at the conference - today! 365 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:46,570 How many Russian advisers, artillery experts, demolition men... 366 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:51,210 Exactly the detail they'll ask me. I'm on the spot, thank you. 367 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:56,890 I know I'm only down as an observer, but, oh, they'll want to know. 368 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,650 We've been caught napping. No doubt about it. 369 00:24:59,690 --> 00:25:00,930 This office was caught on the hop. 370 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,690 Yes, but it's 11 o'clock. 371 00:25:02,730 --> 00:25:04,330 Wallace! What's that, old bean? 372 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:09,090 It is not 11 o'clock. It is one minute to 12. 373 00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:17,570 Righty-ho. My old throat's as dry as a bone, that's all. 374 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:20,530 I'll think of it as training for a long war in the desert... 375 00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:23,610 .. which if we don't land at Alexandria, 376 00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:25,490 DOOR OPENS 377 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,290 What do you think you're doing? 378 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,490 My duty, Sir. 379 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:53,570 Francis, you're not supposed to be here. 380 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:57,050 Why are you unshaven? What the hell do you think...? 381 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,530 Corporal... Berry, Sir. 382 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,130 What about him? 383 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:05,610 He's dead, Sir. 384 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:09,610 He's what? 385 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:13,490 His mortal soul has passed from amongst us, Sir. 386 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,530 HE SOBS 387 00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:26,250 Oh, what's going on? 388 00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:29,450 Look here, Francis... 389 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,450 ATT-EN-TION! 390 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,490 Sir! You're a soldier, soldier! 391 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:35,690 Sir! Stop snivelling at once! Sir! 392 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:39,490 Explain yourself properly if you don't want to be put on a charge. 393 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:40,650 Sir! 394 00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:42,450 Well? 395 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:47,170 He - the Corporal, Sir - passed away 396 00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:50,530 at 0700 hours this morning, Sir. 397 00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:55,130 I was with him all night, Sir. And his... wife, Sir. 398 00:26:55,170 --> 00:26:58,770 At the West London Hospital in Hammersmith, Sir. 399 00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:00,050 What? 400 00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:02,330 Off the Broadway in Hammersmith Rd. 401 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,410 Pull yourself together, man! 402 00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:08,450 We don't want to know where... 403 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:11,650 What happened? How did he...? 404 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:14,930 A car knocked him down, Sir. 405 00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:19,450 At 2210 hours last night, Sir. 406 00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:22,130 He... 407 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:24,290 A mad organist, Sir. 408 00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:26,050 Harold Atterbow. 409 00:27:26,090 --> 00:27:31,250 Harold Atterbow? The Wurlitzer man? 410 00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:34,610 Deal with it, deal with it. 411 00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:36,050 "In a Monastery Garden." 412 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:39,050 What? And "A Persian Marketplace". 413 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,130 Harry, what are you talking about? 414 00:27:41,170 --> 00:27:44,170 He's the one who... Oh, yes. 415 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:48,530 I was particularly fond of "The Whistling Shepherd and his Dog". 416 00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:51,330 But look here, Hopper... 417 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:54,730 ..I mean, Francis. What has all this beautiful music... 418 00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:58,810 I mean, what in God's name has Harold Atterbow to do with Berry? 419 00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,890 HE COUGHS 420 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:04,530 Um, I... I had a certain regard for Corporal Berry... 421 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:08,050 Yes, indeed I did, but I'm afraid that, um... 422 00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:09,090 HE CHUCKLES 423 00:28:09,130 --> 00:28:12,010 I'm afraid that any moment now I'm going to... 424 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,170 HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY 425 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,690 "The Whistling Wurlitzer"! 426 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:23,970 "The Wurlitzer and..."! 427 00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:26,450 No, "The Whistling Shepherd". 428 00:28:26,490 --> 00:28:29,210 HE CHUCKLES And his dog! 429 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,690 HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER 430 00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,570 Oh, Christ! 431 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:38,650 HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER 432 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:45,010 Both his legs were broken. 433 00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:48,650 And his pelvis. His spleen was ruptured. 434 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:51,690 And his rib had punctured his lung! 435 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,970 Sit yourself down, lad. 436 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:01,850 Thank you, Sir. 437 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:09,810 He took a long time to die, Sir. 438 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:12,250 And I had to stay with him. 439 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:17,690 Oh, dear. I... well, of course, I shall... I shall write to his... 440 00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:23,690 This comes at quite the wrong time. I mean, we're all... naturally... 441 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:28,770 Did you go to the conference room? Sir? 442 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,490 That's where you're supposed to be. 443 00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:36,850 In a uniform. 444 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:39,850 Oh, good heavens, Sir, I... f-f-f... 445 00:29:39,890 --> 00:29:43,170 Better take yourself up there. 446 00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:46,170 Don't want the Redcaps knocking on your door, do we? 447 00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:48,290 N-no, Sir. 448 00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:55,810 Take this to the officer in charge of the support clericals up there. 449 00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:58,250 Thank you, Sir, very much. 450 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:09,090 He tried to kill me, too, Sir - the mad organist. 451 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:21,130 Oh... I'd... Hopper, make the barely bloody, for God's sake. 452 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:24,810 Before I start going up and down in "A Persian Marketplace". 453 00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,250 In a what, Harry? 454 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,890 In a room with white walls. 455 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:35,450 Wearing a jacket that fastens at the back. 456 00:30:48,490 --> 00:30:51,650 "The Whistling Shepherd." 457 00:31:01,970 --> 00:31:05,370 SNORES On the fifth day of battle - 458 00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:10,570 ..Day Six counting from... Day Six on the charts. 459 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:14,570 We assume the great concentration of the Egyptian Army... 460 00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:18,330 .. will have been defeated north and west of Cairo, 461 00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:20,810 .. and then we shall turn east. 462 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:27,450 On Day Eight - or Day Nine, on the other tabulation -... 463 00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:31,770 .. the canal will be effectively in our hands. 464 00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:33,770 MURMURING 465 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:38,170 It is reassuringly apparent... 466 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,810 That Diana Dors. 467 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:43,370 What about her? 468 00:31:43,410 --> 00:31:45,410 Bet she's a good shag. 469 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:47,690 I bet you never find out. 470 00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:51,570 Oh, I dunno. It's the size of the dick that counts. 471 00:31:55,850 --> 00:31:57,410 Hello? 472 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,090 Hello? 473 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:17,570 Hello? Anybody home? 474 00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:20,250 I mean, er, 475 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:23,730 .. Sylvia? Are you there? 476 00:32:26,850 --> 00:32:28,890 DOOR CREAKS 477 00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:34,730 Sylvia - you there? 478 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:54,770 Piss off. 479 00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:05,530 I don't want to barge in on you, but I heard the terrible news. 480 00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:07,570 What d'you want? 481 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:11,530 I've brought you up a nice cup of tea. 482 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:15,650 And I don't suppose you've had nothing to eat, have you? 483 00:33:17,050 --> 00:33:23,050 I've, er, well, I've boiled an egg with some bread and butter and... 484 00:33:23,090 --> 00:33:26,250 I couldn't eat nothing. 485 00:33:26,290 --> 00:33:28,530 It's only the one egg. 486 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,610 And a little one, an' all. 487 00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:36,130 You've got to eat something. 488 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:38,330 Why? 489 00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:40,770 Keep yourself going. 490 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:44,490 No, I mean, why're you doing this? 491 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:47,370 We're neighbours, after all. 492 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,330 Christ! 493 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:58,330 Bygones is bygones when something like this hits you. 494 00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:04,090 Here. 495 00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:08,930 Come on. 496 00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:14,650 Sit up. Have a cup of tea, anyway - while it's hot. 497 00:34:14,690 --> 00:34:16,690 TAPPING 498 00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:28,410 (Ta.) 499 00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:31,650 AEROPLANE OVERHEAD 500 00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:43,050 It's a terrible thing to happen. 501 00:34:43,090 --> 00:34:45,370 Yeah. 502 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,650 My Fred and me heard all the noise. 503 00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:52,810 But he wouldn't let me go out. 504 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:58,290 I couldn't have done nothing, though, could I? 505 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,290 No. Not a bloody thing. 506 00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:08,450 Try and eat. A little bit of egg. 507 00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:11,690 Shall I take the top off? 508 00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:22,890 He used to hit me about. 509 00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:28,490 I know. 510 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:30,530 He was... 511 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:34,130 He was... (SOBS) 512 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:36,450 I'm here. Come on. 513 00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:39,370 Have some egg. 514 00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:42,650 SOBBING: No. 515 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:44,650 Oh, dear. 516 00:35:44,690 --> 00:35:48,570 I've dropped some of the yolk on your sheet. 517 00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:51,890 They're dirty anyway. All the same. 518 00:35:51,930 --> 00:35:57,050 Everything in here is dirty! It's rotten! It's horrible! 519 00:35:57,090 --> 00:36:00,890 Well, you don't want to bother yourself with that now... 520 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:03,490 And so am I! What? 521 00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:07,970 SOBS 522 00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:13,250 It should have been me under that car. 523 00:36:13,290 --> 00:36:18,130 I should've been the one. It was me he was after. 524 00:36:21,730 --> 00:36:25,730 I didn't treat him right. 525 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:29,490 Who? Pete! I didn't do right. 526 00:36:29,530 --> 00:36:33,690 Well, it's no use blaming yourself. 527 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:37,490 Not at a time like this. What do you know about it? 528 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:40,690 Sylvia! Don't "Sylvia" me, you cow! 529 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:44,730 We never had a chance with you two down below. 530 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:48,970 Banging on the ceiling and mouthing me on the stairs. We'd no privacy. 531 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:52,410 Pete said... Pete used to say... 532 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:56,610 He... he used to say... SOBS 533 00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:06,930 Let it out. That's it. 534 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:09,370 SOBS Let it out. 535 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:12,410 Oh, what shall I do? 536 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:18,050 You'll keep going, that's what. 537 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:22,090 Cos in the end, that's what we all have to do. 538 00:37:22,130 --> 00:37:27,850 All comes down on the woman in the end. But there's always... 539 00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:34,250 Things have a way of working out. 540 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:50,650 I'll tell you something - may Gawd strike me dead - 541 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,130 What? 542 00:37:57,450 --> 00:38:02,570 I wish it had been my Fred. Under that car. 543 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:12,650 But leaving aside this denuded and no doubt fly-blown 10th Armoured, 544 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:16,290 .. we have a task force disposal. 545 00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:20,130 The Third Infantry, Third Royal Marine Commando... 546 00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:25,490 .. and the 16th Parachute Brigade, here in Blighty, at full muster. 547 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:26,890 And the Frogs. 548 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,610 I think we should avoid that type of... 549 00:38:32,970 --> 00:38:37,930 The French contribution, which is one third of the strike force, 550 00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:41,330 ..is the 7th Mecanique Rapide... 551 00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:44,930 Is there any tea left? 552 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:58,290 .. which will almost certainly be added to on both sides... 553 00:38:58,330 --> 00:39:02,250 Have a good kip, did you, Taffy? 554 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:05,930 I haven't had a wink, man. 555 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:10,330 But you had a bloody good snore - in Welsh, an' all! 556 00:39:10,370 --> 00:39:16,050 I mean, I was awake in my sleep. I could hear that voice all the time. 557 00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:20,770 I could even see myself asleep. I wonder what that means? 558 00:39:20,810 --> 00:39:23,810 Means you're round the twist, mate. 559 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:30,090 Yeah. Perhaps I am. 560 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,450 Thank you, nurse. 561 00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:46,730 My Harold Atterbow? Is that so? 562 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:49,090 Almost so. I'm sorry. 563 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:52,570 Henry Arthur Harold Atterbow. 564 00:39:52,610 --> 00:39:56,370 But I abandoned the first two names in my youth. 565 00:39:56,410 --> 00:40:00,730 Bit of a mouthful, was it? No. The initials. H-A-H-A. 566 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:05,450 Ha-ha. I didn't ever want to be a comedian. 567 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,490 Organist. 568 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:11,210 A former organist. Ex-organist, thank goodness. 569 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:15,050 I'll put down organist, though, if that's all right, Mr Atterbow? 570 00:40:15,090 --> 00:40:18,130 Oh, perfectly all right by me, whatever I'm called. 571 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:20,330 What are you smiling for? 572 00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:25,970 Don't know. Life's little ironies, the passing of its passions. 573 00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:28,370 I wouldn't think you had much to laugh about. 574 00:40:28,410 --> 00:40:30,890 Ah, but you're not me, are you? 575 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:32,050 That's true. 576 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:35,330 I was addressing the chap with the helmet. 577 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:38,450 Pardon, sir? No, he's not you, neither. 578 00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:40,570 Double negative. 579 00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:43,250 What? Oh, take no heed. 580 00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,610 Just having a chuckle to myself. 581 00:40:46,650 --> 00:40:51,690 The console will rise no more from the pit. 582 00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:54,130 I'm afraid I don't follow you, sir. 583 00:40:54,170 --> 00:40:57,890 No more selections from "Snow White". 584 00:40:57,930 --> 00:40:59,530 Oh, that. 585 00:40:59,570 --> 00:41:03,490 "Some Day My Prince Will Come." "Whistle While You Work." 586 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:07,850 "The Dwarf's Yodel Song." Bugger me. 587 00:41:07,890 --> 00:41:09,850 Well, if we could just... 588 00:41:09,890 --> 00:41:14,570 "With a Smile and a Song" and... Ho, oh, my dear, sweet Lord. 589 00:41:16,370 --> 00:41:20,050 I always had my doubts about those bloody dwarves. 590 00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:24,570 Snow White must have been a fruity little peach, don't you think? 591 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:28,130 Perhaps she was a bit - you know! 592 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,970 What do you think? 593 00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:32,170 I don't understand your attitude, if I may say so, sir. 594 00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:36,290 Oh, never mind. Not all lies within our grasp. 595 00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:40,330 I haven't paid you this visit to bandy words with you, sir. 596 00:41:40,370 --> 00:41:43,970 I'm especially pleased about "The Destiny Waltz". 597 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:48,250 D'you know what pleases me most about "The Destiny Waltz"? 598 00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:49,690 No. What? 599 00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:52,050 I'll never have to play it again! 600 00:41:54,290 --> 00:41:57,970 Last night, between 10 and 10:30... 601 00:41:58,010 --> 00:42:00,890 "By the Blue Hawaiian Waters." What? 602 00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:03,570 You won't be hearing that from me again, either. 603 00:42:03,610 --> 00:42:08,010 I'd rather piss in them, I'm very pleased to inform you. 604 00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:10,930 And I would be very pleased, sir, if you'd inform me... 605 00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:16,570 .. if there was a prior relationship between yourself and the deceased. 606 00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:20,170 Sylvia, d'you mean? Are you referring to Sylvia? 607 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:22,970 But I... no, no, I missed her. 608 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:25,810 I missed her by a good... inch. 609 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:30,890 Bitch! I take it you're referring to Mrs Sylvia Berry of 32... 610 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:33,370 She's not dead! You're not telling me that! 611 00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:36,570 She's a bloody liar! I didn't say she was, sir. 612 00:42:36,610 --> 00:42:40,730 Oh, I thought for a minute you were. 613 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:45,610 Deceased? What do you mean, deceased? 614 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:48,730 Her husband, sir. 615 00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:49,810 What? 616 00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:52,690 You knocked him down, sir. 617 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:59,410 You knocked him down... and you killed him. 618 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:01,690 No, no. No, no. 619 00:43:01,730 --> 00:43:05,850 There's no doubt about that. It's something else that's in question. 620 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:11,330 I must inform you that anything you say will be noted down. Follow me? 621 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:13,570 No, no. I'm not having this. 622 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:16,410 I'm in a lot of pain. You shouldn't be doing this. 623 00:43:16,450 --> 00:43:19,130 It's not right and proper, not to an injured man. 624 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:23,970 You referred to Mrs Berry just now, sir, as a bitch, sir. 625 00:43:24,010 --> 00:43:28,090 I take it that that means you had an intimate relationship with her? 626 00:43:28,130 --> 00:43:30,250 There's... Surely I don't need... 627 00:43:30,290 --> 00:43:36,330 There is a great gulf between - in age, social position - in... 628 00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:39,290 What do you mean, intimate? 629 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:41,890 I mean "intimate," sir. 630 00:43:41,930 --> 00:43:45,890 I'll not be spoken to in this manner. 631 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:46,930 NURSE! NURSE! 632 00:43:46,970 --> 00:43:51,490 The nurse'll be along in a minute, sir, so we won't be disturbed. 633 00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:56,770 But I need my... I need the bedpan. 634 00:43:56,810 --> 00:44:01,450 A bowel movement is that, sir? I'm not surprised. 635 00:44:01,490 --> 00:44:08,210 The police, I know, attracts men of low intelligence and dirty mouths. 636 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,370 We'll see about that, Mr Atterbow. 637 00:44:10,410 --> 00:44:13,810 There is something I think you should learn and digest. 638 00:44:13,850 --> 00:44:16,650 There's something I want to say to you. 639 00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,650 Just answer the question. 640 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:24,250 How did My Berry feel about your relationship with his pretty, young wife, sir? 641 00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:26,610 No. You listen to me for a change. 642 00:44:26,650 --> 00:44:29,210 That's what I'm here for. 643 00:44:31,010 --> 00:44:34,490 I have broadcast many times... 644 00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:38,890 .. on both the Light Programme and the Home Service. 645 00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:45,250 My photograph has been in the "Radio Times" on 17 occasions. 646 00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:48,010 You hear all this, Constable? I do, Sir. 647 00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:50,410 You were well known to the public. 648 00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:56,130 Indeed, sir. But, er, pardon me, what's that got to do with it? 649 00:44:56,170 --> 00:45:01,690 It means I'm not just a nobody of the kind people like you bully. 650 00:45:01,730 --> 00:45:04,730 You'd better watch what you say. 651 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:07,610 Intimate. Intimate! 652 00:45:07,650 --> 00:45:10,090 I'm old enough to be her father! 653 00:45:10,130 --> 00:45:12,890 That's what several people said. 654 00:45:12,930 --> 00:45:16,290 Which people? In the course of our enquiries. 655 00:45:16,330 --> 00:45:19,010 Get out! Get out! Now, now... 656 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,090 No. I will say no more. 657 00:45:21,130 --> 00:45:24,170 I will say nothing more at all. 658 00:45:24,210 --> 00:45:27,170 In the meantime... Till we meet again. 659 00:45:27,210 --> 00:45:32,370 In the meantime I recommend to you, for the good of your own soul, 660 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:37,850 ..my gramophone recording of "The Sanctuary of the Heart". 661 00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:39,650 Hmph! 662 00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:59,610 WURLITZER: ♪ The Sanctuary of the Heart 663 00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:31,370 No! Leave her alone! 664 00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:35,290 She can't help it. No! Leave her! 665 00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:51,090 PETE: 'Sylvie... Angel...' 666 00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:54,650 Sylvia. 667 00:46:58,530 --> 00:47:02,930 They're cold. They're bloody cold. 668 00:47:04,650 --> 00:47:08,130 And it's all your fault, innit? 669 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:12,250 Innit? 670 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,250 Oh, my Gawd! 671 00:47:24,730 --> 00:47:27,370 Sylvie! 672 00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:40,690 'Just the one artillery regiment, two tank regiments, 673 00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:43,570 .. and one battalion of infantry.' 674 00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:47,050 'And Diana Dors, who, it has to be said, is a good shag.' 675 00:47:47,090 --> 00:47:49,610 '..a good shag... a good shag...' 676 00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:53,730 What? 677 00:47:58,130 --> 00:48:00,170 THUNDER 678 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:38,010 'You mustn't think I don't mean what I say, Sylvia.' 679 00:48:38,050 --> 00:48:43,690 'You see, there's a redemptive power in love which transforms... 680 00:48:43,730 --> 00:48:46,690 Don't you talk to me like that! 681 00:48:49,530 --> 00:48:53,410 I just thought you wanted a shag, that's all. 682 00:48:53,450 --> 00:48:55,970 'Oh, but I do!' 683 00:48:57,610 --> 00:49:01,490 Then you shall have one, you greedy little devil. 684 00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:03,610 But... But... 685 00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:07,170 But what? Your husband. 686 00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:12,050 He's not there all the time, is he? 687 00:49:12,090 --> 00:49:17,730 And sometimes I wish he weren't there at all. Isn't that wicked? 688 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:22,210 Yes. It is. 689 00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:48,890 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba 690 00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:54,690 ♪ I've never wanted wealth untold 691 00:49:54,730 --> 00:50:00,330 ♪ My life has one design 692 00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:07,610 ♪ A simple little band of gold 693 00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:12,570 ♪ To prove that you are mine 694 00:50:14,290 --> 00:50:20,330 ♪ Don't want the world to have and hold 695 00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:26,770 ♪ For fame is not my line 696 00:50:26,810 --> 00:50:33,050 ♪ Just want a little band of gold 697 00:50:33,090 --> 00:50:38,010 ♪ To prove that you are mine 698 00:50:40,770 --> 00:50:43,130 Oh, Pete...! 699 00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:47,010 STAIRS CREAK 700 00:50:47,050 --> 00:50:48,290 GRUNTS 701 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,730 Can't you sleep? 702 00:50:54,210 --> 00:50:57,090 I can never sleep. 703 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:58,690 TUTS 704 00:50:58,730 --> 00:51:00,850 Don't you "tut" me! 705 00:51:04,490 --> 00:51:09,130 Do you want me to make some cocoa? 706 00:51:09,170 --> 00:51:10,770 Cocoa? 707 00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:13,370 Well... if you can't sleep... 708 00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:17,850 I never can sleep. 709 00:51:19,850 --> 00:51:22,090 It's that hymn. 710 00:51:22,130 --> 00:51:23,570 That who? 711 00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:26,010 'Ymn! 712 00:51:27,770 --> 00:51:29,930 But who? 713 00:51:32,410 --> 00:51:36,130 Him upstairs - as was? 714 00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:39,970 No. 715 00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:43,490 'Ymn number four-four-one. 716 00:51:44,770 --> 00:51:47,690 Oh. 717 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:52,290 "In the silent midnight watches... 718 00:51:52,330 --> 00:51:55,690 .. list thy bosom's door." 719 00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:58,050 Oh, Fred. 720 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:05,330 "How it knocketh, knocketh, 721 00:52:05,370 --> 00:52:08,250 .. knocketh, 722 00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:11,770 .. knocketh evermore." 723 00:52:14,410 --> 00:52:18,690 "Say not 'tis thy pulse is beating..." 724 00:52:18,730 --> 00:52:22,130 I'll make some cocoa. 725 00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:25,450 "'Tis thy heart of sin." 726 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:36,130 "'Tis thy Saviour - knocks and crieth, 727 00:52:36,170 --> 00:52:45,410 .. Rise - and let me in." 728 00:52:47,530 --> 00:52:49,530 SOBS 729 00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,290 (Sylvia!) 730 00:53:47,650 --> 00:53:49,450 CREAK 731 00:53:49,490 --> 00:53:52,490 What's that? 732 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:55,850 What's what? 733 00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:58,370 That noise. 734 00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:04,370 Somebody's moving abaht. 735 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:07,530 I didn't hear nothing. 736 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:23,770 (Sylvia!) 737 00:54:23,810 --> 00:54:25,810 GASPS 738 00:54:30,010 --> 00:54:31,130 I thought it was... 739 00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:33,490 Christ, what d'you think you're doing? 740 00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:35,010 Shhhh! 741 00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:37,370 Shh your bloody self! Sylvia! 742 00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:40,090 What d'you want? Frightening me! 743 00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:43,250 I'll put a bloody lock on that door. 744 00:54:43,290 --> 00:54:45,130 I want to talk to you. 745 00:54:45,170 --> 00:54:48,970 There's something I've got to... to explain. 746 00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:52,890 It's only fair that I clear it up. 747 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:58,490 I only hope you won't think too badly of me. 748 00:54:58,530 --> 00:55:01,090 Why? What have you done? 749 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:08,170 It might help you get to sleep. 750 00:55:10,370 --> 00:55:12,690 Both of us. 751 00:55:13,970 --> 00:55:19,090 You're so lovely. By God, you are. 752 00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:24,530 But it's only fair that I should tell you. 753 00:55:24,570 --> 00:55:28,570 I thought I was in love with you. 754 00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:32,450 No lies, mind. I said what I felt. 755 00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:35,770 But... well, I've been thinking. 756 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,530 Frank, I'm making some... 757 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,730 THUNDER 758 00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:06,850 BIRD CHIRPS 759 00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:08,770 Frank? 760 00:56:08,810 --> 00:56:09,770 LAUGHS 761 00:56:09,810 --> 00:56:12,890 Don't. Don't, please. 762 00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:18,530 MUFFLED LAUGHTER 763 00:56:18,570 --> 00:56:20,650 My God! 764 00:56:20,690 --> 00:56:23,330 LAUGHS 765 00:56:23,370 --> 00:56:25,850 CRIES 766 00:56:33,370 --> 00:56:36,170 My poor love. 767 00:56:37,490 --> 00:56:41,450 My poor little love. 768 00:56:41,490 --> 00:56:43,810 SOBS 769 00:56:54,730 --> 00:56:56,650 SHRIEKS 770 00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:58,850 LAUGHS 771 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:03,290 THUNDER